Fausta’s take on the bearded beast
Fausta Wertz, who's originally from Puerto Rico, has been monitoring the castroite press and has a very insightful take on the meaning of the monster's imminent passing. Read it here.
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'been a long day, so:
Now I lay me down to sleep
And pray God my soul to keep;
Should kasstro die before I wake,
I shall drink and celebrate
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...
To see...
If she...
If she...
Is morally, ethically
Spiritually, physically
Positively, absolutely
Undeniably and reliably dead
Ding-dong the witch is dead
Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
As Coroner , I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead
She's really most sincerely dead
[That's the part that I'm scared of. I till I hear the coroner, because Castro is more horror movie than fairy tale. He might come back like one of those Zombies from "Dawn of the Dead" or something.
From Wizard of Oz: Ding-Dong, The Witch is Dead
(Mayor)
As mayor of the Munchkin City
In the county of the land of Oz
I welcome you most regally
(Judge)
But we've got to verify it legally
To see...
(Mayor)
To see...
(Judge)
If she...
(Mayor)
If she...
(Judge)
Is morally, ethically
(Munchkin 1)
Spiritually, physically
(Munchkin 2)
Positively, absolutely
(Munchkin Men)
Undeniably and reliably dead
(Coroner)
As Coroner , I thoroughly examined her
And she's not only merely dead
She's really most sincerely dead
(Mayor)
Then this is a day of independence for all the munchkins
And their descendants
Yes, let the joyous news be spread
The wicked old witch at last is dead
(Munchkins)
Ding-dong the witch is dead
Which old witch? The wicked witch
Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead
Wake up you sleepyhead
Rub your eyes, get out of bed
Wake up the wicked witch is dead
She's gone where the goblins go
Below - below - below
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low
Let them know the Wicked Witch is dead
(Lullaby League)
We represent the Lullaby League
The Lullaby League, the Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land
(Lollipop Guild)
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land
(Munchkins)
We welcome you to Munchkin Land
Tra la la la la la la la la la la la
(Munchkin 1)
From now on you'll be history
(Munchkin 2)
You'll be his...
(Munchkin 3)
You'll be his...
(Munchkin 4)
You'll be history
(Munchkin 1)
And we will glorify your name
You will be a bust...
(Munchkin 2)
Be a bust...
(Munchkin 3)
Be a bust...
(All)
In the hall of fame
Tra la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la la la la la
Tra la la la la la la
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A teacher in La Habana decided to ask her students where, in their opinion they should bury the Comandante, once he passes away.
The first student, Martica, a rabid member of the communist youth immediately stands and shouts "In the Kremlin! With the other founding fathers of our great socialist revolution!"
An equally fierce young commmunist, Juanito, stands up and challenges her, "NO! Never! Fidel belongs with his people! Here in Revolution Square is where he should be buried!!" A lively discussion breaks out and all the while the class slacker, Pepito, is just sitting there and smiling.
Finally the teacher, against her better judgement, calls on him. "And you Pepito, what do you think?"
"Anywhere but the Holy Sepulchre", he says. Stunned, and with the class silent, the teacher bites and says "Why not there?!"
"God forbid he should rise again after three days!"
I am 100 percent in agreement with Fausta on this (as well as many other things). If he's dead (and I think he is), they are going to sit on it for as long as they can get away with.