How God created Cubans
Thought you all might get a chuckle from this one.
When God created the world for humankind to prosper and multiply, he decided to give each group two virtues. As an example, He made Japanese patient and hardworking, He made Germans tenacious and studious, He made Americans organized and pragmatic, and so on.
When GOD considered Cubans, He told the record-keeping angel, 'Cubans are going to be Intelligent, Honest and Democrats.'
When God finished creating the world, the angel noticed that God had given every group two virtues except Cubans, who had received three. The angel thought that this would give the Cubans an unfair advantage over the other groups of human beings and he pointed this out to God.
God said, 'Oh, My Goodness, you are certainly right, but since virtues given by God cannot be changed, we will do the following: From now on Cubans will keep three virtues, however, they can only use two of them at a time.'
This dictum explains is why:
- A Cuban who is a Democrat and Honest, cannot be Intelligent
- A Cuban who is Intelligent and Democrat, cannot be Honest
- AND A CUBAN WHO IS INTELLIGENT AND HONEST, CAN NEVER BE A DEMOCRAT!
This is why most Cubans are REPUBLICANS!!!
H/T Claudia4Libertad
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