The Democrat led Senate just passed the Porkulus Package. The Trillion dollar economic stimulus bill that most experts agree will stimulate absolutely nothing.

Billions of your tax dollars swiped from your wallets and handed over to political action organizations, special interest groups, unions, government "workers" and for the voting Senators and Congressmen: Pork. Plenty of pork.

Tremendo lechonazo. Seasoned with socialized healthcare for all, more welfare for the less responsible and stuffed with lies. All served, of course, with nice heaping portions of contempt, hubris and vanity.

Note: It's important to note that the legislation isn't passed yet. I believe it goes to committee now, where the House and Senate reps debate and argue to decide who gets to apply the Vaseline to the American People.