Quote of the day
Cubans told to work harder at May Day celebration
You hear that, slaves? Work harder, your Marxist masters don't think you are pulling your weight for the revolution. Set your desire for freedom and personal liberties aside. The collective needs you and we need you, otherwise how are we going to maintain our swiss bank accounts?
Work harder on those boats.
And of course the government will also be working harder confiscating all that extra loot that will soon be coming from American family members and eventually American tourists.
I hope that was mentioned with a bunch of banging pots and pans in the background!
Ha! Sure, I'll work more for what is less than enough. Viva la nuevo revolución. Ya No Más!