“It looks like militant Cuban commies are getting so scarce in Cuba that the front rows of the Juanes concert had to be filled with militant Chavistas. It was easy to tell.”
reports the incomparable Zoe Valdes. And she didn’t see their birth certificates. But relied on something that denotes a Cuban even more surely.
” Even the most militant Cuban Commie knows how to move from the waist down, and never engages in that chicken-shit waving of the arms from one side to the other like a wave……Cuban flags were also conspicuous by their rarity. Most flags at the concert were Venezuelan flags.”
Whole hilarious thing (in Spanish) here.
Come to think of it, I’ve heard that many of the “Cubans” who show up to heckle Vigilia Mambisa, etc., don’t look very Cuban at all. I’ve heard the same for the “Cubans” that packed CANF events to hail candidate Obama.