Top 10 signs your employer has changed to Obama’s health care plan
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
(H/T Ed W)
Re: #10
Ladies, don't be fooled ... The Xerox machine and computer scanner do NOT double as a mamogram machine ... no matter what your boss claims.
ROFLMFAO
OMG, I can't stop laughing. I better get my annual check up before this goes into effect!
drillanwr you had me roflmfao with your comment.....
jajajaja!
Jeez, I can't stop laughing!
Orgullosa, I am already getting all kind of check ups for everybody... including the dog!
Great. I'll share this.
Boy Scouts to administer breast exams...
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/12_year_old_boy_scouts_volunteer
near the end of this, the one boy scout says, "you should come over..." Oh to be 12 again... jaja.
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