More breaking news stories
Our Founding Editor has been scouring news sites and RSS feeds all morning and has come up with these breaking news stories that followed hard on the heels of the Nobel Peace prize announcement.
BREAKING NEWS: Nobel Laureate Barrack Obama wins VH1's "Ray Coniff Singers Lifetime Achivement Award."
JUST IN: Homer Society honors Barrack Obama with illustrious "I Am Adonis" award.
BREAKING: National Rifle Association honors Barrack Obama's Nobel achievement by awarding him Charlton hestons original Ben Hur Chariot.
THIS JUST IN: French bestow Barrack Obama with Fecund Fromage Honors!
BREAKING NEWS: Barrack Obama accepts coveted Cirque du Soleil Golden Trapeze Award.
BREAKING NEWS: Obama anounces he will use Nobel Prize money to help all Americans: Sn-cones and elephant ears all around!
THIS JUST IN: The International Olympic Committee has just awarded Barrack Obama the Gold medal to all events in the 2016 Rio Olympics!
BREAKING NEWS: Barrack Obama wins prestigious Joan Crawford "No More Wire Hangers" Award
BREAKING NEWS: Barack Obama wins the Captain Kangaroo Rollo the Hippo achievement award.
BREAKING NEWS: Barrack Obama wins Julia Child Golden Cupcake Award!
BREAKING NEWS: Barrack Obama wins the Charles Rangel American Taxpayer Award.
BREAKING NEWS: Obama wins World Curling Award!
BREAKING NEWS: Obama wins Order of Lenin Lifetime Achievement Award!
BREAKING NEWS: Obama wins the "Shiver down Chris Matthews Leg" award. Teleprompter comes in close second.
BREAKING NEWS: Obama wins NBC's "Biggest Loser!" (no pun intended.)
BREAKING NEWS: Obama Elected Pope.
BREAKING NEWS: Mobil Travel Guide awards Barrack Obama FIVE STARS!