Not guilty (but missing my balls terribly)
Crotch-bomber pleads not guilty:
A not guilty plea has been entered on behalf of a Nigerian man charged with attempting to blow up a Detroit-bound U.S. airliner on Christmas Day.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was arraigned Friday on six charges. The most severe carries up to life in prison -- the attempted use of a weapon of mass destruction.
Friday's hearing was brief. Abdulmutallab walked into the courtroom wearing a white T-shirt, pants and tennis shoes.
He answered "yes" in English when asked if he understood the charges against him.
After that, his lawyer said Abdulmutallab would stand mute to the charges. The U.S. magistrate judge said a not guilty plea would be entered on his behalf.
He's standing mute because all that comes out of his mouth is OWWW OWWW OUCH OWWWWW OUWWW!
So much for his chances with any of the 72 virgins. Slimy bastard. I'm incensed that none of the charges mention terrorism, although the lawyers say that the charges "define a terrorist act" without using the word itself. And assuming he gets the max if he's convicted, our tax $$$$ will support this scum for several decades. But more worrisome than that is sitting a good jury in Detroit: doesn't Michigan have the largest Muslim population in the U.S.?
Yeaaaaaa...the crotch-bomber feels guilty because the bomb did not explode. They should let him try again....but this time in a secured place away from innocent bystanders.
"The U.S. magistrate judge said a not guilty plea would be entered on his behalf."
Oh, we're gonna go there, eh?
"Your honor, I demand the defendent stand and drop trou for Exhibit "A" ..."