The end of the Incredibly Flexible Theory™

Well, this should be the last nail in the coffin. I don’t ever want to hear another lying sack-of-shit progressive talk about global warming or climate change or man’s evil effect on our environment ever again.

The academic at the centre of the ‘Climategate’ affair, whose raw data is crucial to the theory of climate change, has admitted that he has trouble ‘keeping track’ of the information.

Colleagues say that the reason Professor Phil Jones has refused Freedom of Information requests is that he may have actually lost the relevant papers.

Professor Jones told the BBC yesterday there was truth in the observations of colleagues that he lacked organisational skills, that his office was swamped with piles of paper and that his record keeping is ‘not as good as it should be’.

The data is crucial to the famous ‘hockey stick graph’ used by climate change advocates to support the theory.

Professor Jones also conceded the possibility that the world was warmer in medieval times than now – suggesting global warming may not be a man-made phenomenon.

And he said that for the past 15 years there has been no ‘statistically significant’ warming.

2 thoughts on “The end of the Incredibly Flexible Theory™

  1. Got the impression from the interview that, despite the pressure to come clean, Jones blames the fiasco on his stash of unfiled and missing papers plus his messy office. The crooked scientists play with spin and their kool-aid drinking followers will continue to be true believers…. because it’s not about hard facts, it’s about an agenda.

  2. I thought it was the students that were supposed to make such excuses, not the profs…

    “My papers blew away”…

    “The dog ate my homework”…

    Etc.

Comments are closed.