How appropriate that the totally fake "general," who's real military like I'm real Venusian, has no actual stars on his cap, but black holes instead. Sort of like anti-stars. And Quientusabes (You-know-who) is looking at him like, "Oh, yeah, you're legit, you little twirp, just like my presidency."
Or "El Gordo y la Flaca," sort of. Does Raul look like a hairless rodent or what?
How appropriate that the totally fake "general," who's real military like I'm real Venusian, has no actual stars on his cap, but black holes instead. Sort of like anti-stars. And Quientusabes (You-know-who) is looking at him like, "Oh, yeah, you're legit, you little twirp, just like my presidency."