Behold, the ‘Monkey of the Andes’: Chavez returns to Venezuela
Venezuela's simian prince and second coming of the "Monkey of the Andes," Hugo Chavez, has triumphantly returned to Venezuela to take his rightful place on the throne. After receiving medical treatment in Castro's Cuba, the cancerous cancer of Latin America will return to the important work of destroying the economy and enslaving the Venezuelan people.
Any monkey that does less, would be less than a monkey.
Chávez returns to Venezuela after tumour removed in Cuba
Thousands pack streets of central Caracas to celebrate return of populist president following month abroad
Chávez's sudden return, nearly one month after he left the country, came on the eve of Venezuela's independence celebrations that kick off on Tuesday.