17 thoughts on “Caption Contest

  1. “I told you so!”

    “Get me off this sinking ship!”

    “If I’m the most popular figure in this administration, they we’re really in trouble!”

    “This is like the Lewinsky scandal, however, this time, we’re all getting fucked!”

    “Um, can does the Obama presidency have a reset button?”

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  3. Elian? he is such a fine young robot, brainwashed to the medula…best thing Bill, Old Hag and Holder did…

  4. “Oh my, should I be flattered? Well, you sure have a nice one mister but I am here to suck in the figurative sense, not literally.”

    “What’s that? That you would never get an erection over me? What? Oh, you just wanted to show this room that even a dickhead can be more assertive? Well screw you then…”

  5. “It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘centrist’ is.”

    :) Melek

    “Someone pointed out that blaming economic crises on “greed” is like blaming plane crashes on gravity. Certainly planes wouldn’t crash if it wasn’t for gravity. But when thousands of planes fly millions of miles every day without crashing, explaining why a particular plane crashed because of gravity gets you nowhere. Neither does talking about “greed,” which is constant like gravity.” ~ T. Sowell

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