Our dear friend Sean Penn is at it again, spreading his socialist good cheer all over Latin America. We all have Haiti to thank for this. They love him so much that they’ve made him an ambassador-at-large, and sent him to visit all anti-imperialist heads of state. Or maybe it was Penn himself who suggested the diplomatic tour, once he was given his laminated ambassador-at-large card.

In Argentina, he expressed support for Cristina Fernández Kirchner’s saber-rattling over the Falkland Islands, and denounced the “ongoing colonialism” of the British. In Venezuela, he invited Hugo Chavez to visit the United States and sing at a concert. In Bolivia he dressed as a deranged muppet and praised Evo Morales.  Evo shot right back with high praise for Sean’s “socialist willpower.”

Let’s see what he does next. Perhaps we’ll see him in Havana, marching down the street with the Ladies in White? Sure.... It’s much more likely we’ll see him hugging Fidel and Raul while he visits Che’s tomb.

Party on, Spicoli....... Wait a minute.... Spic -oli???  Hell??!!   Spic - oli???  Has anyone complained?  Could it have been that name that drove him mad for Latin American dictators? Is he trying to atone for the racial slur he embodied in "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" ???   Or is he simply rubbing that epithet in all our faces?

Party on dude...  and please admit in real life that you really don't know what you're talking about or why you do the things you do.  Spic -oli at least had the clueless decency to do that:

Mr. Hand: Mr. Spicoli? Why do you shamelessly waste my time like this?
Jeff Spicoli: [long pause, but then with complete truth in his answer] I don't know.
Mr. Hand: [Mr. Hand goes to blackboard and writes the words 'I Don't Know', then underlines them]
Mr. Hand: I like that. 'I Don't Know.' That's nice.

See it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLwADyVdVK8