Ah, mon Dieu, but he probably loves Jerry Lewis and leetle girrls
Zut alors! Eet seems zat ze most famous acteur in France has a leetle beet of trouble distinguishing between ze monstrous and ze holy.
Gerard Depardieu said yesterday zat he doesn’t like dictateurs and to prove it he proclaimed his love for Fidel Castro. And in ze same breath he added “and John Paul II too.”
Ze great acteur who recently unzipped his trousers on a plane and peed into a bottle, spilling his urine all over ze seats also added zat he didn’t like Dominique Strauss-Kahn because ze sex-crazed maniac is "arrogant" and "self-satisfied."
Ze great Depardieu, who has appeared in every single French film since 1968, has just announced he will play the role of Strauss-Kahn in an upcoming film. "Yes, because I don't like him I'm going to do it."
So, zere you have eet: Fidel ees not a dictateur. And he ees not arrogant or self-satisfied.
Unfortunatelee, no one asked ze great acteur to ponder hees own arrogance and smugness, or any resemblances between hees attitude towards women and that of le monster Strauss-Kahn. And no one brought up zees quote from a previous interview weeth ze great acteur, in which he said::
“My eye will roam with equal pleasure over the face of a beautiful woman as it will over the cuts of meat displayed in a butcher’s shop window.”
For zee whole deesgusteeng thing see:http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/03/15/entertainment-us-france-politics-depardi-idUSBRE82E13K20120315
Another deluded cretin who thinks he's above mere mortals. Asshole.
Where did you get that picture of him?
This was hysterical to read. Thank you, professor.
Wish it could have been less grotesque to read.
By the way, Mr. French Cinema says he bonded with Fidel over food, specifically, pâté. Is that rich or what? Evidently, it requires too much intellect to see the irony in that, given the dietary penuries of ordinary Cubans (which are no doubt inconceivable to this glorified yahoo).
Maybe he's just a functional moron, literally.
This clown would have been perfect for the movie "Dumb and Dumber."