Pope’s Visit Unleashes a Wave of Terror in Cuba

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Not that Cubans don’t live under a constant reign of terror, but according to samizdats recently smuggled out of Cuba, repression has cranked up. Castro’s KGB and STASI- tutored regime is carefully preparing for the Pope’s three-day visit starting on Monday March 26–by pro-actively cracking heads.

Any unsightly protests would mar the occasion, especially for a regime long-accustomed to preening in front of the international media mirror. And Snow White’s evil stepmother never knew such a trustworthy “mirror-mirror-on-the-wall” as does the Castro regime with its MSM mirror.

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