US Media stays on top of really important apocalyptic news
The New York Daily News has yet to report the death of Oswaldo Paya, but it might get a Pulitzer Prize anyway, for letting us all know that the end of the world is nearer than we thought.
(And you do have to admit that while "Jesus": may certainly know how to identify the Antichrist and find the right hair stylist for that perfect messianic look, he could nonetheless greatly benefit from a few more forty-day fasts in the desert. And maybe a workshop on turning crowbars into whips might help him too.)
Crowbar-wielding 'Jesus' threatens 'Antichrist' neighbor in Florida
Kenneth David Peterson, 51, has been charged with stalking, aggravated assault and is being held on $150,000 bond.
Kenneth David Peterson, 51, said the neighbor in question was, conveniently, the Antichrist, WKMG-TV reported.