Warren to open for Clinton at Dem convention
No word on whether she'll be sporting her Cherokee headdress...
Massachusetts Senate candidate Elizabeth Warren announced late Monday that she is slated to open for former President Bill Clinton at this summer's Democratic National Convention.
"It will be an honor to share the convention stage with President Clinton on Wednesday, and to talk about what is happening to America's families," Warren said in a statement released by the Democratic National Convention Committee. "I grew up in a hardworking family, in an America that was investing in kids like me. President Obama is committed to making sure that America has a level playing field for all our families and to ensuring that every kid has the opportunity to make it." [...]
Perfect. Proven fraud introduces proven liar--a prime example of this party's moral bankruptcy and brazen shamelessness. Still, I'm surprised Clinton would consent to being introduced by a political joke like Fauxcahontas. I don't mean he'd object on moral or ethical grounds, but I would have thought he'd have a little more self-respect. I suppose the next logical step is to have Anthony Weiner introduce Barney Frank on the convention floor. Astonishing, or at least it should be.
Okay. Now you've done it. You've opened the door to Weiner and Frank jokes. Damn you Asombra! Damn you!
But George, they have to be good for something. You know how it is--nature abhors a vacuum.
Just heard this on Rush, a headline in The Boston Globe: ''Republicans Jockeying for Barney Frank's Seat.''
I think is more fitting that Monica Lewinski open for Clinton at the convention. This time she should bring the cigar...
I doubt anybody ever really wanted Barney's seat, and by now it'd be like wanting to see Nancy Pelosi naked and without make-up.
asombra I don't want to loose my lunch...
Thanks for the visual Asombra. Now I know you're a sadist.
Well, a picture's worth a thousand words, no?
Besides, if you don't like my image, just visualize road kill.
OK, how about Elizabeth Warren wearing nothing but a feather? Is that better?
And Warren will NOT be wearing Cherokee garb in Charlotte. She will, however, be happy to autograph copies of the "Pow Wow Chow" cook book, to which she contributed some choice recipes.