At some point even 'money and power', and the promise of a hefty divorce settlement, are no longer 'sexy'... or even palatable.

Billionaire investor George Soros had a lot to celebrate on Saturday evening: his 82nd birthday and the engagement to his much younger girlfriend Tamiko Bolton.

Soros and Bolton, who met in the spring of 2008, formally announced their engagement at a party at Soros' summer home in Southampton, New York, attended by a small group of friends and relatives, according to a person familiar with the trader.

Soros proposed to Bolton, 40, a few weeks ago during a weekend visit to the Hamptons, a summer beachside colony on Long Island frequented by New York's wealthy.

For Soros, this will be his third marriage and the second for Bolton, who was married briefly in the 1990s. Soros has five children from his previous marriages.

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Exactly what do you buy the billionaire Antichrist and his blushing bride as a wedding gift?

But the "Stop-The-Press" headline-maker for the MSM this Monday?

Oh, FINALLY!, at 43 years old, "Friends" sweetheart Jennifer Aniston has become engaged to 41 year old writer and actor Justin Theroux. I hope he's a big money maker because Jen's close to that timeline where Hollywood throws aging leading actresses in the dumpster, making fun of their attempts for screen longevity via plastic surgery, or forces them to gain 50 pounds for angry, old, white, fat women roles (See: Kathy Bates and Meryl Streep).