You want swimming news linked to Cuba? How about this uplifting story?

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Super oaf Diana Nyad?  Fuhgeddaboutdit.

Last night a Cuban-American Olympian raced Prince Harry in a LasVegas pool  full of drunken  binkini-clad babes.   And none of the swimmers –male or female –bore a resemblance to the Jellyfish Queen.

No word yet on the pool’s urine content.

From the newspaper of choice for all genuine intellectuals, The New York Daily News:

Prince Harry tried to end Ryan Lochte’s championship reign Monday, duking it out with the Olympic hero in an after-hours race at a boozy Las Vegas pool party.
The wild Windsor jumped in the water around 3 a.m. still wearing his jeans and cleared a path through the Wynn hotel’s XS Nightclub pool,

Continue reading here.  More photos too, and a video !  Ay, mami …  And for even more stunning photos and another video, go here.

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7 thoughts on “You want swimming news linked to Cuba? How about this uplifting story?

  1. Regarding the anorexic thing, remember that Harry is not Cuban and I suspect that he could care less about vacancy, lol…

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