You want swimming news linked to Cuba? How about this uplifting story?
Super oaf Diana Nyad? Fuhgeddaboutdit.
Last night a Cuban-American Olympian raced Prince Harry in a LasVegas pool full of drunken binkini-clad babes. And none of the swimmers --male or female --bore a resemblance to the Jellyfish Queen.
No word yet on the pool's urine content.
From the newspaper of choice for all genuine intellectuals, The New York Daily News:
Prince Harry tried to end Ryan Lochte’s championship reign Monday, duking it out with the Olympic hero in an after-hours race at a boozy Las Vegas pool party.
The wild Windsor jumped in the water around 3 a.m. still wearing his jeans and cleared a path through the Wynn hotel’s XS Nightclub pool,
Continue reading here. More photos too, and a video ! Ay, mami ... And for even more stunning photos and another video, go here.
I've duly admitted Ryan's not my cousin. I have better legs.
Looking at those pictures I sense some jealously coming from asombra, lol.
I’m sorry, but Prince Harry is too white. Isn’t that a hate crime by now?
Jealous? Please. Those legs look like matchsticks.
asombra, I was talking about the good looking company, lol...
FFC, at least a couple of those girls look kind of anorexic to me, not to mention, uh, vacant.
Regarding the anorexic thing, remember that Harry is not Cuban and I suspect that he could care less about vacancy, lol...