You want swimming news linked to Cuba? How about this uplifting story?
Super oaf Diana Nyad? Fuhgeddaboutdit.
Last night a Cuban-American Olympian raced Prince Harry in a LasVegas pool full of drunken binkini-clad babes. And none of the swimmers --male or female --bore a resemblance to the Jellyfish Queen.
No word yet on the pool's urine content.
From the newspaper of choice for all genuine intellectuals, The New York Daily News:
Prince Harry tried to end Ryan Lochte’s championship reign Monday, duking it out with the Olympic hero in an after-hours race at a boozy Las Vegas pool party.
The wild Windsor jumped in the water around 3 a.m. still wearing his jeans and cleared a path through the Wynn hotel’s XS Nightclub pool,