Castroite Apparatchik (under guise of musician) to play Miami next month
Entire story in Spanish here.
Alas, lets face it: nowadays Miami is crammed with his fans.
Gotta hand it to 'em....
Step 1. first issue 20,000 visas to our "New Men and Women" to emigrate to Miami, and start raking in U.S. welfare benefits at the expense of the U.S. taxpayer.
Step. 2 under the guise of Cultural exchanges send our regime-sanctioned musicians to play in Miami.
Step 3. Get our New Men and Women to use what little money they haven't sent us in remittances or spent on gold chains, five-inch fake fingernails and hair-coloring to buy tickets to attend concerts by our regime-sanctioned musicians, put on by our U.S. affiliates like Hugo Cancio's Fuego Entertainment and Miami Vice Productions.
On top of that, as our Sugar Daddies taught us:
"Y lo llamamos un BLOQUEO!.. Oye Ramiro, la verdad que hay dias cuando una se tiene que morir de carcajadas!"