fidel castro Almost Alive
Local news is reporting that Cuban news media is reporting that fidel castro - whom it was reported last week was either dead or in ill health - has written the world a letter confirming that he is, in fact, still possibly alive and dictating:
The Cuban government-run newspaper Granma has published a letter signed by Fidel Castro, the first by the 86-year-old former president to be made public since July.
The letter, dated Wednesday, comes in the wake of rumors this month that prompted Castro's relatives to deny that his health had worsened.
And there you have it, folks. Proof positive that fidel castro may be alive, unless he's actually dead, yet maybe alive, but possibly already dead which makes it highly unlikely that he's alive, unless, of course, Granma is actually telling the truth and he's alive, or Granma is lying as they're wont to do and fidel is dead which means he's no longer breathing and thus technically not alive, in the alive sense of the word. Which would mean he's dead. Or, as I like to refer to it, almost alive.