Those “NON-White” Cuban-Americans (the sequel to the sequel)
"Apparently, the "Washington Post" and "New York Times" don't like the idea of a non-white U.S. Senator acting all uppity. It's fine for the lily-white Elizabeth Warren to immediately come out guns blazing, but over the past couple of days both news outlets ripped into in Texas Senator Ted Cruz for not knowing his place."
From Breitbart (no less.) And they even include a picture to demonstrate his "NON-whiteness!"
From the Daily Beast:
"Rubio put a kind, nonscary (and nonwhite) face on a party dealing with an image problem—and seemed to have dry mouth with his reach for water."
From the Wall Street journal a few months ago:
"Mr. Cruz's triumph also shows the degree to which the GOP now has a growing number of nonwhite rising stars."
From The Onion (attempted satire from these ultra-educated ignoramuses at Senator Rubio's expense)
Rich White People Get Latino Guy To Do Some Work For Them. WASHINGTON—Faced with a menial and unappealing task they had no desire to perform themselves, a group of wealthy white people brought in a Latino man to complete the thankless labor for them Tuesday, sources confirmed. “This opportunity—to make it to the middle class or beyond no matter where you start out in life—it isn’t bestowed on us from Washington,” said the Hispanic guy, who was given explicit instructions and was warned by the privileged, affluent Caucasians not the part that counts.)
And who can forget the notorious miscegenist Lucille Ball? From The HuffPo last year:
"in a time when Latinos and people of color in general were largely absent from television, Arnaz was an unlikely television pioneer.
Folks, fact is, we make attractive gigolos for BOTH parties. Republicans can show us off on their arms: "SEE--SEE! we're not afraid of non-whites!"..Democrats can show us off on their arm: "SEE?--SEE?! we're not afraid to BASH people of color when they deserve it!"
And speaking of Gigolos...here's our theme from the eminently "white" Louis Prima:
(Bueno y alguien por favor me pudiera explicar que carajo importancia tiene este tema?!...con todos los temas de tremenda importancia empeligrando nuestra nacion y con Cruz y Rubio tratando de arreglarlos--pero este Fontova coje un culillo con esta BOBERIA!? Es una falta de respeto que sirve PARA NADA!...pero que tipo mas DESAGRADABLE!!!)