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Sean Penn’s best friend proposes NATO-like military alliance in Latrine America

Los Tres Chiflados

Los Tres Chiflados

Evo Morales comes up with brillliant proposal 

Yeah. Let's do it.

Evo "Brainiac" Morales, president of Bolivia, has called for the creation of a NATO-style military alliance for the neo-communist nations of Latrine America:

"The armed forces of our ALBA nations -- Antigua and Barbuda, Bolivia, Cuba, Dominica, Ecuador, Nicaragua, Venezuela, and St. Vincent and the Grenadines -- ought to defend their  sovereignty against any imperialist intervention, and to consider aggression against any of our countries as aggression against all of us."

Yeah, keep sounding the alarm against "imperialism", Evo. The only genuine imperialism in the Western hemisphere radiates from Havana, not Washington D.C.,  Ottowa,  Madrid,  Brussels, Oz, or Mordor.  Who do you think is going to lead your military alliance? Antigua and Barbuda? St. Vincent and the Grenadines?

Take a close look at Venenozuela, Evo. What do you think all of those Cuban military personnel are doing there? Havana is to 21st century Latrine America as London and Paris were to 19th century Africa.

And does Evo really think that the ALBA nations could ever really take on the USA, even with nukes from Iran or North Korea?

The military alliance proposed by the genius from Bolivia is to have as its goal the defense of "economic autonomy," "industrialization," and "redistributive social policies." In other words, it will defend a network of totalitarian communist regimes in which wealth will be outlawed for everyone except the ruling elite, and in which nothing will work properly and no machinery will ever be manufactured, and everything will be rationed in very tiny amounts for 99.9 percent of the population. That's "industrialization", Castro and Chavez style.

Of course, in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Evo, like Hugo, and Fidel, is slightly brighter than those addressed by him --who simply stew in their envy rather than use it as a political tool -- and he  always finds millions who will believe that the solutions to their problems proposed by him are brilliant.  Latrine Americans (excuse me, the politically correct term is Latrinos/Latrinas) love the "redistributive" crap so much that they don't pay attention to anything else.   Little do they ever suspect that all of the "redistributing" will only benefit those few super-thugs who  control of the redistribution.

Entire nightmare HERE, in Spanish.

And... have you ever wondered why Evo's haircut looks so familiar?

Perhaps it's time for Evo to get in touch with the hairdresser who coifs Giorgio Tsoukalos's hair.  You know Giorgio.... the expert from Ancient Aliens, on the History Channel (who attended the same school as all Cuba "experts").  After all,  the Ancient Aliens crew spends more time in Bolivia than almost anywhere else.   And everyone on earth acknowledges Giorgio as the smartest man on the planet.  As Giorgio will tell you, those ancient aliens had a NATO-like military alliance too, with its headquarters on the Andean Altiplano.  The evidence is at the bottom of Lake Titicaca.   And also in the desk drawers of  Phil Peters and Julia Sweig.  Just ask Giorgio, their old school chum.  He knows in which drawers they've hidden all this evidence.



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