A modest proposal for Raul Castro, Inc.
Pssst... hey, wake up King Raul. Take a look at this: an additional outlet for your slave labor export business. Sending sex slaves abroad.
You do this with construction workers, doctors, and other professionals, why not do the same with prostitutes? Especially with those really young ones: imagine what you could charge for virgins. You've been missing out on some steady cash flow.
Imagine the benefits of this expansion of your slave trade. And imagine what you can do with the children conceived. You can sell the aborted fetuses to laboratories for stem cell research, or, you could grind them up and add all that protein to the nation's supply of picadillo. And those children who end up not being aborted can be raised to follow in their mother's footsteps, at least by age 10. What a bonus: with only a ten-year turnaround, your Kingdom can have a steady supply of sex slaves to export. As far as the boy prostitutes are concerned, once they get too old for this line of work, you can train them as pornographers. With ex-prostitutes filming and photographing all of this sexual activity, you will corner the child porn market.
And.... psst... another piece of advice: follow the lead of your muslim friends. Call this operation a revolutionary jihad. Lend it an ideological quasi-religious aura (the sort of thing your older brother excelled at), and you'll have boys and girls lining up to take part, and parents begging you to take their children. Imagine: a Cuban children's crusade. No bloodshed involved, just the selling of pleasure.
Puticas and puticos, pa' alante, sexo o muerte, venceremos! Little whores of the world unite, you have nothing to lose but your souls, which don't exist anyway!
What are you waiting for, Your Majesty? Why keep all your whores trapped on the island when they could be raking in the dough abroad? It's almost as if you were asleep at the wheel. Do we exiles have to do your thinking for you?
From Al Arabiya
Tunisian girls return home pregnant after ‘sexual jihad’ in Syria
A number of Tunisian girls who had travelled to Syria to perform “sexual jihad” there have returned back home pregnant, Tunisian Interior Minister Lotfi Bin Jeddo said on Thursday.
The Tunisian girls “are (sexually) swapped between 20, 30, and 100 rebels and they come back bearing the fruit of sexual contacts in the name of sexual jihad and we are silent doing nothing and standing idle,” the non-partisan minister said during an address to the National Constituent Assembly.
Bin Jeddo said the interior ministry has banned 6,000 Tunisians from travelling to Syria since March 2013 and arrested 86 individuals suspected of forming “networks” that send Tunisian youth for “jihad” to Syria.
The minister hit back at human rights groups criticizing the government’s decision to ban suspected “jihadists” from travel. Most of those slapped with travel bans were less than 35 years old, he said.
“Our youths are positioned in the frontlines and are taught how to steal and raid (Syrian) villages,” Bin Jeddo said.
Former Mufti of Tunisia Sheikh Othman Battikh said in April that 13 Tunisian girls “were fooled” into travelling to Syria to offer their sexual services to rebels fighting to overthrow the regime of President Bashar al-Assad.