Memo to GLAAD
"The decision to suspend Robertson came Wednesday night, hours after an early-morning phone call between A&E executives and GLAAD."
Talk about an instance of: "control by a tiny but powerful cabal against the wishes of millions of Americans!"
A&E (the History Channel) has run laudatory bios of both Fidel Castro and Che Guevara. The regime these communists co-founded is the only one in modern history of the western hemisphere to herd gay men and boys into forced labor camps and torture chambers for the crime of being gay. Best we can tell, Phil Robertson has never advocated anything of this sort. Can you please use your amazing influence over A & E moguls to persuade them to correct their error and atone for their insensitivity in running the laudatory Fidel Castro and Che Guevara Biographies?
A&E can accomplish this in one fell swoop by producing and running a show titled Exposing the Real Fidel Castro and Che Guevara. Some excellent books have been published recently that zero in on this very theme with meticulous documentation. Better yet, so many are the lies spread (with A&E's own help) about Fidel Castro and Che Guevara that an entire series should be planned for a thorough debunking.
Recently one of Babalu's more backwoods and unenlightened members was overheard sputtering in rage against those "pinko-faggots!" at GLAAD, and their "bitches!" over at A&E. We're given to understand, however, that quickly upon presentation of a contract for the above-suggested program, this regrettable attitude would quickly morph into one of completely comity.