Diplobabble Update from CELAC circus: European Union to set up talks with Castrogonia

Tell me, Nosferatu, is this where you keep your coffin?
Tell me, Nosferatu, is this where you keep your coffin? ….No me jodas, Chino, tengo un millon de ataudes regaos por todo el mundo… Y el preferido lo tengo en el  sótano del New York Times.

ABC Spain reports that the European Union is setting up bilateral talks with the Castro Dynasty.

Ostensibly, the purpose of these talks will be to reach an agreement on the Common Position sanctions against the Caribbean totalitarian state.

As reported by representatives of the EU, these talks aim to entice Castrogonia into freeing its political prisoners and to abide by the United Nations Declaration on Human Rights.

Once Castrogonia agrees to the EU demands, the EU will lift its sanctions.

Yeah.  The EU duplicitocrats think this is possible.  Sure.

There is no word on how the EU will monitor Castrogonia’s observance of their side of the agreement.

All of this diplobabble is emerging from the CELAC circus in Havana, where Nosferatu met with Ban Ki-moon, Supreme Hypocrite and Secretary General of the United Nations.

 

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