Animal-Rightist Woody Harrelson fell head over heels for Fidel Castro

A run-of-the-mill smile and handshake simply would not do when Animal-Rightist Woody Harrelson came face to face with a Stalinist mass-murderer/torturer. Mr Harrelson simply could not control himself.

“Every year tens of thousands of animals suffer and die in laboratory tests of cosmetics and household products…Please join me in using your voice for those whose cries are forever sealed behind the laboratory doors.” (Fervent environmentalist/vegan/ PETA-member/animal-rightist Woody Harrelson.)

“I recently had the opportunity to participate in the “Music Bridges” event in Cuba. I felt privileged to be a part of this collaboration…I was jazzed, no pun intended, to be a part of this trip, not only to hang out with so many musicians I admire, but also to get a sense of what Cuba is about. What I discovered is that the Cuban people are among the happiest people I have ever met. They are open, friendly and full of life in spite of the economic gloom. And the vast majority love Castro. (Woody Harrelson, Los Angeles Times, April, 5, 1999)

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4 thoughts on “Animal-Rightist Woody Harrelson fell head over heels for Fidel Castro

  1. Woody who? You mean the minor actor who’s dropped off the radar? Well, animal rights are one thing, but Cubans don’t need rights. They’re just little island people of color who get free health care and education, of sorts, and shouldn’t even dream of wanting any more than what they’ve got. Asshole.

  2. As I wrote in response to a comment in another venue that sounded just like what Mr. Harrelson says here about Cuba and Cubans, I wonder if in his travels he noticed those teens and pre teens who have to sell their bodies to provide for their families.

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