From our friends at Guamá, The Socialist Life in Cuba under the marvelous and munificent reforms of the apartheid Castro dictatorship:
– Don’t you have a “Cuban 5” piñata?
– Girl, the Miami Mafia won’t let us
– When are you going to get a bigger mirror?
– Washington doesn’t let me get one, dude
– That’s a lot of patriotism but very little meat, comrade!
– Shut your trap, you worm
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