Let’s make a deal!

Garrincha in El Nuevo Herald:

“If you give us back the three spies, you can have the four from Miami back and we’ll throw in Alan Gross at a reduced price!

“And if you take me off the list of State Sponsors of Terrorism, I’ll include two pounds of moringa!”

“Hey, hold on there… No moringa, that’s mine!”

“If you drop the embargo, I’ll send you the Roundtable News Show’s Greatest Hits DVD!”