“We Love You Fi-del, Oh Yes We Do!” (Do Barbara and Diane talk on the phone?)
"His personal magnetism is powerful!” (Barbara Walters on meeting Fidel Castro.)
"Diane Sawyer was so overcome in the mass-murderer’s presence that she rushed up, broke into a toothy smile, wrapped her arms around Fidel Castro, and smooched him warmly on the cheek!"
Our friends at Townhall use a Barbara Walters wig and dark sunglasses to cleverly disguise an article on the horrors suffered by Castro's female political prisoners. Then they sneak it across the Miami-Dade border for dissemination in the vast English-speaking ether beyond...