Yikes! It’s a set up for a new series of Marvel Comics, but what should the new characters be called?
Vlad the Impaler and Nosferatu? or The Hulk and the Mummy? or The Terminator and the Crypt Keeper? or, for a Spanish-language version: El Putín y el Putón? or El Putín y el Cabrón?
Rumor has it that both men are very busy preening before they meet, making sure they look sharp.
Official press releases confirm that the leader of Grand Putinia will meet with both kings of Castrogonia, Raul and Fidel, and that one of the key topics for discussion will be the new international airport that Grand Putinia is going to build near Havana, about ten miles from the ancient relic of Jose Marti Airport, formerly known as Rancho Boyeros.
This visit to Castrogonia kicks off Putin’s Latrine-Palooza tour. As the U.S. keeps dissolving at a breakneck pace, Vladimir Putin sweeps in to fill the vacuum.
Rumor has it that Nicolas Maduro is also preening for his meeting with the strongest strong man ever to issue orders from the Kremlin.
And rumor also has it that Vlad has been practicing his favorite sport in anticipation of his visit to Varadero beach. Intrepid paparazzi caught sight of him recently at the Black Sea resort of Sochi.
Whole story HERE, in Spanish, from ABC Spain