GET HUMBERTO FONTOVA!!!–STOP HIM!!! (shrieks Castro regime)
"We're TRYING, BOSS!!!--We REALLY, REALLY ARE!!!"
In their desperation, here's what Castro's minions are resorting to, even stealing and using my picture now:
As mentioned: my true twitter handle is @hfontova. El Humberto Maximo @HumbertoFontova is a Castro agent.
"I mean REALLY, Companeros? Stealing twitter pics for crude impersonations?...Is that the best you guys can do?!--and after half a century of our tender-loving tutelage?!....Le ZZZUMBA!!!