“I am RAUL! The GREAT and POWERFUL! Who are you?
“If you please, sir…I am Obama…the meek and sniveling…we have come…”
“SILENCE! The Great and Powerful Raul KNOWS why you have come!…You DARE(!) to come to me seeking permission to lavish my fiefdom with even MORE $billions upon $billions of U.S. dollars, do you?!…And you have the EFFRONTERY to favor my terror-sponsoring military dictatorship with even further international legitimacy and respect, do you?!…You sniveling, shivering, bumbling, dissimulating freak of a community organizer?!”
“Well..you see…”
“SILENCE! The beneficent Raul has every intention of granting your request. But first you must prove yourselves worthy. First you must remove us from the list Terror-sponsors–and NO! you may not have your convicted murderers and terrorists back!…but I demand mine back–and plenty PRONTO!…Furthermore:
NO! You cannot have the $7 billion I stole from you back! Furthermore:
NO! We will NOT curtail our repression of the Cuban people to even the teenziest degree–in fact we’ll INCREASE IT!
NO! Your diplomats will NOT have free movement in my kingdom!…Do I make myself clear!”
“Thanks, your Honor — I mean, your Excellency — I mean, your Wizardry!”
Our friends at The Blaze help disseminate some items regarding last week’s Flag-Raising little understood outside the tiny Cuban-American informational ghetto.
Wonderfully perfect! Made my day a whole lot better!
But the Great and Powerful Raul seems to have forgotten three items:
“AND you must pay ME at least eleven billion dollars in reparations, preferably much more than that…..”
“AND you must return to ME your naval base in Guantanamo….”
“AND you must supply ME with unlimited free items from the Victoria’s Secret catalogue.””
Even apart from all the horrendous crimes, suffering and destruction for which he bears responsibility, the mousy old bastard looks like a two-bit “ratero” or con artist from Hialeah. How could Cubans have possibly sold their country so cheap? Lord, the disgrace.
Thanks hermano Carlos, …and “Victoria’s Secret catalog!” –don’t know HOW I overlooked dat one! HAA-HAAA!’