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Shocking! Taco Bell portrays communism as evil !!!

Wow.  You've got to see this. A Taco Bell commercial that depicts communism as evil! Maybe there's hope for the world, after all? Naaaaah.  Fuhgeddaboudit. It's just a clever gimmick. Taco Bell might be one of the first American chains to open restaurants in Castrogonia, knowing that Cubans are so desperate for a change in […]

“Normalization” reminder of the day: Cuban dissidents beaten, stripped naked

While the Castronoid nobility engage in talks with the U.S., E.U. and Russia, Cuban dissidents are being handled very roughly by their knights. Here are some facts you are not likely to find in news articles about these "historic" negotiations. From ABC Spain &  Comisión Cubana de Derechos Humanos y Reconciliación Nacional (Ccdhrn). * In February […]

European Union sends envoy to seal Cuba’s doom

It's a bona-fide three-ring circus of doom. Wow.  The Castronoid hierarchy hasn't been this busy since they staged the Elian Gonzalez circus. In the first ring of the circus of doom: the United States of America.   In the second ring: the European Union.  In the third ring: Russia. Never mind the other rings behind […]

Addendum: The horror, the horror…. (images of tourists in Castrogonia)

Oh, rapture, unforeseen! The Daily Mail (U.K.) added some photos to the Associated Press article on the flood of tourists now pouring into Castrogonia. Their summary of the situation: Renovated Havana airport is set to undergo a $207 million expansion Bookings to the island have increased 250 per cent in March  Cuba had record 3million […]

Surprise! Europeans and Canadians fear that Americans will ruin the “charm” of their apartheid Caribbean paradise.

"Hurry, Nigel dear, we've got to book that Cuba holiday before the Americans ruin the country." "Mach schnell, Dieter, Kuba wird sich ruiniert werden!" "Dépêche-toi, Pierre!:Cuba va être ruiné." "Apurate, Pepe, que esperais? Esos Americanos van a destruir nuestra islita!" Yeah, you can hear the same alarm raised in many different languages. Castrogonia is about to […]

A completely different kind of exile: Cuban royalty

How about a change of pace? How about a news story that would make the putrid Castro dynasty green with envy? Forget those fetid Castros, including their princes and princesses. Forget those mega-rich Cuban exiles who long to do business with Castro, Inc. Forget all the chancleteras chusmas at the CDR's in Castrogonia. Here's one […]

Lesson of the day: A critique of leftist Catholics

Ever wonder why so many Catholics have been drifting to the left and embracing socialism, communism, and totalitarianism? How does one explain the existence of churchmen such as Cardinal Jaime Ortega, a rabid supporter of the Castro dictatorship? Or former Vatican secretary of state Tarcisio Bertone, who lavished praise on the Castro and Chavez regimes? […]

Say it ain’t so: New Scarface film will feature a Mexican hoodlum

Ay, Mami, why can't they leave classic films alone? And why can't Hollywood stop messing with our Lateeeeeeen-oh heritage? Sadly, when a new version of  Scarface hits movie screens and the DVD bargain bin at Wal-Mart, viewers will no longer be able to link Cubans to monstrous criminal behavior and lurid violence. This time around, […]

Pro-Castro sociology professor goes berserk on flight to Miami, fails to educate her captive audience

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!    Ñooooooooooo! *&^%$#@!....  From our experts at Babalu's Nutty-Professors-on-Airplanes department. A college professor named Karen Bettez Halnon was arrested at Miami International Airport over the weekend after launching into a loud pro-Castro, pro-Chavez, pro-Maduro, anti-U.S. foreign policy lecture during a flight from Nicaragua. Her "social justice" rant was captured on video and later posted […]

Breakin’ up is hard to do: U.S. surrender to Castro regime suddenly halted

Wow. From our  You-Knew-This-Was-Coming-But-Did-Not-Expect-It-So-Soon department The Obama-Castro romance seems to have hit a roadblock, or something. Uh, oh.  Dark clouds seem to loom on the horizon. But if anyone can put a positive spin on it, it would be the Castro dynasty's favorite American newspaper,  The New York Times, so let's see how they read […]

Old dog, old tricks: Fidel Castro praises his colonial Venezuelan army

Fidel Castro has penned another of his moronic "Reflexiones" for his propaganda rag, Granma. The theme this time is the Castro colony of Venezuela and its army, which is trained and led by the Cuban military. "Venezuela has the best-prepared soldiers and officers in Latin America," said the murderous dictator.  "They are ready to sacrifice […]

Lowest of the low: British welfare cheats use stolen funds to pay for lavish wedding in Castrogonia

Happy St. Patrick' Day ! We all know that human nature is flawed, and that if given the chance, most people will sink much lower than anyone ever expected. That's a lesson St. Patrick never tired of teaching to the Irish. Consider the case of this British couple -- one of whom has a distinctly […]

Absolute abasement and denigration: The high cost of “normalization” talks with the Castro regime

From Capitol Hill Cubans: Cuba Treating Obama Administration Like Pushovers Monday, March 16, 2015 Yesterday, a State Department delegation, led by Assistant Secretary of State for the Western Hemisphere Roberta Jacobson, arrived in Havana for a third round of normalization talks. This is the second time that Cuba's regime hosts the talks. During the first […]

Shocking Surprise! Some in Miami don’t want the Cuban exile museum to have its own space

Ay!  Que sorpresa! Time to be shocked, shocked, just like Captain Renault in the film Casablanca. It looks as if the oligarchs of the city of Miami are not going to allow the Cuban Exile Museum to have its own parcel of land. Yeah.  It seems this museum will have to share its waterfront spot […]

Five news stories from Venezuela being ignored by U.S. negotiators in “normalization” talks with Castro regime

As the Obama-Castro romance continues to heat up -- with more "normalization" talks being held this week -- the Castro colony of Venenozuela seems to be vying for attention. So much is happening all at once in Caracastan that it's actually difficult to keep track of all the noteworthy news. Here are five of the […]