It’s over and President Biden promised no more speeches. I guess that’s the good news. No more warnings about threats to democracy, the rich running things, and not paying their fair share of taxes.
Vatican and U.S. Catholic bishops cheer and praise removal of Cuba from list of terror-sponsoring states
From our Bureau of Crypto-Marxist Miters and Croziers with some assistance from our Obamapalooza 2.0 Bureau and our Bureau of Joyful Moments for Liberation Theologians
American bishops are gleefully heaping praise on Jar-Jar Biden’s last-minute gifts to Castro, Inc.. Yes, as they see it, Obamapalooza 2.0 is a great and wonderful thing. Their delight was shared by Church officials at the Vatican, as one might also expect. No direct word from Papa Che yet, but, hey, there is really no need for him to speak about this issue, since he has so frequently and effusively expressed his deep abiding love for Castro, Inc., both verbally and physically.
Cuban dictatorship confirms deaths of 13 soldiers at munitions explosion, still refusing to search for their remains
From our Bureau of Socialist Munitions Handling with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Compassion and Social Justice
More than a week after a huge explosion at a munitions depot, Castro, Inc. has finally confirmed that the 13 soldiers previously listed as “missing” were dead. The announcement did NOT follow a search for them, for none has ever taken place yet. One must assume that the confirmation of these deaths was simply a logical assumption, for if any of them had indeed survived the explosion they would have certainly died after an entire week without medical care, food, or water.
Vast majority of the 127 prisoners freed by Cuban dictatorship thus far are common criminals
From our Bureau of Penal Prestidigitation with some assistance from our Ministry of Truth Bureau
Wow! Talk about sneaky card tricks and shell games! Castro, Inc. is freeing more common criminals than prisoners of conscience, all in response to the huge gift given to them by Jar-Jar Biden. Two human rights organizations that keep track of political prisoners– and maintain very precise records for each and every one of them — have only been able identify 39 of the 127 individuals Castro, Inc. has freed as genuine prisoners of conscience.
Biden gives the Cuban dictatorship a gift on his way out
There is no other way to describe the Biden administration’s decision to lift sanctions against the communist Castro dictatorship and remove them from the state sponsors of terrorism list than to call it a gift. The Cuban regime continues to brutally oppress the Cuban people and provide support for terrorist groups, doing nothing to earn Biden’s concessions.
Freed Cuban political prisoner: ‘I would rather die in prison than owe my release to an undignified negotiation’
The communist Castro dictatorship finally released prisoner of conscience Jose Daniel Ferrer on Thursday after the U.S. unjustly removed Cuba from the state sponsors of terrorism list and lifted sanctions. Ferrer has been imprisoned since July 2021 in inhumane conditions and subjected to beatings and torture.
Pete Hegseth meets preachy females
Was James Carville watching the hearings? I hope that he was because we saw “the preachy females” in full force. In the end, it did not work because the lady senators were obnoxious.
8,989 Cubans entered U.S. in December, bringing total in past 3 years to 668,237
From our Bureau of Weaponized Migration with some assistance from our Bureau of Future Yo-Yos and Remittance Senders
The figures speak for themselves: nearly 450,000 in fiscal years 2022 & 2023 plus 217,615 in fiscal year 2024 and 25,611 in the past three months. The total reaches nearly 670,000, which amounts to 6% of Cuba’s current population of roughly 11 million. Castro, Inc. is deliriously happy, knowing that each and every one of those Cubans will be sending dollar remittances to relatives and traveling back and forth to the island, laden with presents. Ka-ching!
Cuban dictatorship keeping freed prisoners in legal limbo while it continues to jail all dissenters
From our Bureau of Revolving Prison Doors with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Tolerance, Compassion and Social Justice
As it frees some prisoners, Castro, Inc. keeps finding new ones to take their place. Cuban dissidents, human rights organizations, and NGO’s are raising important questions about Castro, Inc.’s prisoner release bargain with the U.S. For starters, as some prisoners were being released yesterday, Castro, Inc. sentenced two young Cubans to five and four years in prison for posting “propaganda against the constitutional order.”
Cuban civil society groups outraged by Biden’s Cuba policy changes, say they ‘favor the military’
According to Cuban civil society groups, the only people helped by the Biden administration’s last minute concessions to Cuba’s communist regime are members of the communist Castro family dictatorship and the military.