Russian threat to the U.S. has increased thanks to Cuba

The communist Castro dictatorship has once again opened the door to Russia and provided Putin with a base just 90 miles from our shores where he can threaten U.S. national security. This has nothing to do with sanctions or not befriending the Cuban regime and everything to do with the fact the Castro family dictatorship has always despised America and wants nothing less than its destruction.

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Castro dictatorship kicks off political humor festival in Cuba with prohibition on mocking the regime

The communist Castro dictatorship is holding a political humor festival in Cuba, where it has invited dozens of political cartoonists from all around the world to display their work at the first ever International Biennial of Political Humor in Havana. The event features artists from 24 countries are displaying over 200 works, but the event kicked off with a warning from the Cuban regime.

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Number of political prisoners in Cuba increases to 1,113

Since the mass peaceful protests that rocked the communist dictatorship in July 2021 and the subsequent arrests and convictions, the number of political prisoners in Cuba, which includes minors, has been steadily increasing. Oppression and imprisonment is the only answer the Castro regime has to the growing discontent on the island caused by its corruption, mismanagement and brutality.

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Díaz-Canel to young Cubans: ‘Rejoice! Feel the joy of living in difficult times!’

From our Bureau of Orwellian Rhetoric with some assistance from our Bureau of Socialist Humor

Yes, Trucutú Díaz-Canalla has gone whole-hog Orwell, spouting doublethink slogans such as the ones found in the novel 1984: “War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength, and 2 + 2 = 5.” Yes, rejoice in your suffering; it’s what makes you special! Insane logic, but that is what socialism requires in order to never veer away from its destructive soul-crushing ideology. If it weren’t all so tragic, one could say that Trucutú has finally grasped the essence of socialist humor and he is now a top comedian.

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Cubans queue up for hours to visit Russian warship in Havana, relishing their status as colonial subjects

Cola, cola, cola . . . (Queue, queue, queue)

From our Russification of Cuba Bureau with some assistance from our Bureau of Noble Savages Who Love To Stand In Line For Everything

It’s not like Cubans aren’t used to standing in long lines, for hours and hours, day after day. Benevolent imperial power Grand Putinia knows this, so it’s making Cubans stand in the hot tropical sun, waiting for their turn to set foot on a Russian warship. Aaah, the joy of being a colonial subject! Aaah, the joy of admiring what superior beings can build! Rapture, absolute rapture. Nothing comes closer to bliss than experiencing and acknowledging your inferiority to your colonial masters!

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