So Obvious

Granma, please be a little more creative with your propaganda. The title of one of today’s headlines reads “Cuba has brilliant athletes!”

A little subtlety, please. The headline actually refers to a quote from Patriarch Bartholomew, who apparently moonlights as a Greek sports analyst when not awarding medals to repressive dictators for their service to the Orthodox church. I can understand his enthusiasm. If I was on the receiving end of THE FIRST NEW CHURCH BUILDING EVER BUILT since the revolution of ’59, I too might want to hand out prizes and extol the glorious athletes of Havana.