What, you want a discout? OK. If you act before 1600 Eastern, I will knock $40 off the original $200. That’s a mere $160 to get to see me as an object of ridicule, live and uncensored, on the net. I will even ship you a few locks of leg hair. Come on people, I DARE YOU. $160 bucks is all it takes to check out my smooth as a baby’s bottom legs.
And, if you act now, I will also disguise myself as the blogger of your choice, for free.