Shaving cream is ready. Razor is sharp and ready. All I need now is a $200 donation to the Spirit of America and the leg hair comes completely off. Fully documented of course, so that you may be a part of this great sacrifice on my part.
Money talks folks. Send it in and I shave my legs. Let’s make Kelley happy.
Or, you can fork over $30 bucks and see me dressed like a girl.
For some reason, me paying you $30 to dress in drag just seems very, very, very wrong. So I’ll find another avenue, thank you!
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Please wear jeans (men’s) to the BBQ contest.