The Razor

Gentlemen, when you are going to shave your legs, dont be fooled by all those girly girly advertisments for aloe enriched moisturizing gel creams. Use the manly stuff: Barbasol. The Beard Buster. You dont need all the extra frills like velvety skin or anything like that. You are a man, and your shaved legs need to be manly. The ladies love that rough and masculine feel of a man’s shaved legs.

Be careful where you start to apply the shave cream, but also make sure you get a generous amount of the stuff throughout. You dont need to massage it or work it in, just slap that stuff all over.

Now, once you’ve applied the manly shave cream to the manly legs, you are ready for the razor. I suggest you use your wife’s or girlfriend’s razor because we all know how much fun it is to shave our faces when they have used our razors to shave their legs. So I say give a little back.

First, gently place the cutting edge of the razor and…OH…I almost forgot.
Make sure your neighbors arent home so they cant look over the fence and catch you shaving your manly legs. Where was I? Ok, so you take the razor and work your way with the grain in long strokes. For a really close shave, you can shave up against the grain once you’ve made your first pass, but I dont recommend it. This will reduce the chances of ending up with manly legs. Also, make sure you get the backs of your legs as well. I know your thinking What for? I cant see them. And I hear you, but you dont want to look like you gave your legs a Mohawk do you?

Dont get all excited once you finished your first leg. Remember you have another one. If anything else consider the first leg as practice. Just simply mimic the exact same thing you did for leg one.

Men, by simply following these instructions you will be center of attention with your freshly shaved, manly legs.

9 thoughts on “The Razor”

  1. Payoff’s A Bitch

    With scary nice gams, for a dude… Val is paying off his Spirit of America Challenge auction debt that entails shaving his legs then doing some pictures in drag. The setup, the shaving FAQ, and the payoff. As for me…

  2. I think you’ve done this before.

    It’s okay.

    Really.

    Freshly shaved legs on a man are very sexy. Get your wife to shave her legs today. Crawl into bed later on and you’ll see what I mean.

    I used to date a cyclist and he shaved before races.

  3. Saturday adventures

    Mommy and I went to Uncle Val’s house yesterday, to see his freshly shaven legs, which he did to raise money for Spirit of America. (He’s crazy like that!!) When we got there, Steve was there, and he brought food…

  4. CREATIVE CHARITY DEPARTMENT

    I haven’t said much about the Liberty Alliance or the Fighting Fusileers but Babalu Blog has, perhaps, the most original charity donation I have seen in this whole thing. He has all the helpful tips on how to shave your…

  5. I shaved my legs today i am not sure how my wife feels about it. i think that she thinks that i am crazy. i love no- light body hair 🙂

  6. Saturday adventures

    Mommy and I went to Uncle Val’s house yesterday, to see his freshly shaven legs, which he did to raise money for Spirit of America. (He’s crazy like that!!) When we got there, Steve was there, and he brought food…

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