I’ve received quite a few emails from readers mentioning or linking to the CNN/Eason Jordan/Ted Turner/castro connection. Thanks to those of you that sent the heads up.
I thank you very much for being here tonight. Let me also thank Fidel Castro. In the earliest days of CNN, when CNN was meant to be seen only in the United States, the enterprising Fidel Castro was pirating and watching CNN in Cuba. Fidel was intrigued by CNN. He wanted to meet the person responsible. So Ted Turner, who at that point had never traveled to a Communist country or knowingly met a Communist, [went to Havana]. It was big deal for Ted and during the discussions Castro suggested that CNN be made available to the entire world. In fact it was that seed, that idea that grew into CNN International, which is now seen in every country and territory on the planet.
Apparently, it’s big news to some that the Ted Turner/castro connection had something to do with the beginning of CNN International. Cubans and Cuban-Americans have always called CNN the (c)astro News Network. It’s a running joke. Of course, the irony of it is that in Cuba, only fidel and his minions watch CNN. The general population isn’t allowed to watch the actual channel, only news clips that are in keeping with the bearded one’s anti-American ideology.
A shitload of accented “I told you so’s” are being heard here in Miami.
Which brings me to today’s Cubanism:
Cubanism: Caerse de la mata.
Literal translation: Falling out of the tree.
Actual meaning: Falling off the turnip truck.
Usage: They’re reporting that castro is responsible for CNN International. Parece que esta gente se acaban de ca?r de la mata.