No mirrored sunglasses for you!

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Creepy crawly Ricardo Alarcon, a thug so mean castro promoted him to lead his ‘parliament’ in Cuba has had his visa denied to New York, something that prompted his cries of outrage. The U.S. says he’s not a UN official so no visa for him.

Now, he’s whining about it. He says that the event he was going to was to be held on UN turf. Big deal. Why should he get an express visa to go to some event on UN turf while thousands of real Cubans must get to the U.S. by leaky raft over shark-infested seas? Why should he go first class?

The other thing is, it’s unseemly to be whining so loudly. What’s going on? Here’s what I think:

These castroite party nomenklatura scumbags are the elite of castroite society. They like their comforts and they like their perks. The especially love shopping trips to Park Avenue, walking distance from the UN. What Ricardo Alarcon really wanted to do was go shopping for mirrored sunglasses, just like his little buddy Daniel Ortega once did. In dictator circles, these mirrored sunglasses are the ‘in’ thing.

Well, no mirrored sunglasses for this ratbag, he can just make do with squinting at castro.

Cry me a river.

7 thoughts on “No mirrored sunglasses for you!”

  3. I’m sure there are many out there who would gladly volunteer and escort Mr. Alarcon on a one-way shopping trip through the streets of Little Havana…assuming he gets a visa, that is, and assuming he is not required to spend 40 days in quarantine before de-barking (arf!)

  4. According to the US Interests Section in Havana, the visa was denied because Alarcon’s head doesn’t fit through the new metal detectors that are installed at New York’s airport.
    Alarcon is known in Cuba as ‘Cabeza-de-mel?n’or watermellon head. “If he cuts half of his head we will give him a visa,” said the US official who didn’t want his name to be used.

  6. So should we refer to him as “Watermelon man” from now on? Big cabeza, albeit small brain. But a small brain is all it takes to be a part of kagaSStrosaurus’ reptilian court.

  7. The part of castro he’s likely to be looking at is likely to be squinting back at him. Or winking. Or even cracking a smile.

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