Rita, you bitch.

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WTNT33 KNHC 191452
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BULLETIN
TROPICAL STORM RITA ADVISORY NUMBER 7
NWS TPC/NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL
11 AM EDT MON SEP 19 2005

…RITA STRENGTHENING OVER THE BAHAMAS…
…NEW WATCHES AND WARNINGS ISSUED FOR PORTIONS OF SOUTH FLORIDA…

AT 11 AM EDT…1500Z…A HURRICANE WARNING IS ISSUED FOR THE EXTREME
SOUTHERN FLORIDA PENINSULA FROM GOLDEN BEACH SOUTHWARD TO FLORIDA
CITY AND WESTWARD TO EAST CAPE SABLE.

A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR ALL OF THE FLORIDA KEYS
FROM OCEAN REEF TO THE DRY TORTUGAS…INCLUDING FLORIDA BAY.

A HURRICANE WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE EXUMAS AND FOR ANDROS
ISLAND IN THE NORTHWEST BAHAMAS. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN
EFFECT FOR THE TURKS AND CAICOS AND FOR ALL OF THE REMAINDER OF THE
BAHAMAS.

A HURRICANE WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF VILLA
CLARA AND MATANZAS. A HURRICANE WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE
PROVINCES OF CIUDAD DE HABANA…LA HABANA…AND PINAR DEL RIO. A
TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE PROVINCES OF CIEGO
DE AVILA…SANCTI SPIRITUS…AND CIENFUEGOS.

AT 11 AM EDT…A TROPICAL STORM WARNING AND A HURRICANE WATCH ARE
NOW IN EFFECT FROM DEERFIELD BEACH FLORIDA SOUTHWARD TO NORTH OF
GOLDEN BEACH.

AT 11 AM EDT…A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS ISSUED ALONG THE FLORIDA
EAST COAST FROM NORTH OF DEERFIELD BEACH NORTHWARD TO JUPITER
INLET.

AT 11 AM EDT…A HURRICANE WATCH IS ISSUED FOR THE EXTREME
SOUTHWESTERN FLORIDA PENINSULA FROM WEST OF EAST CAPE SABLE
NORTHWARD TO CHOKOLOSKEE.

AT 11 AM EDT…A TROPICAL STORM WATCH IS ISSUED FOR THE SOUTHWEST
FLORIDA COAST FROM NORTH OF CHOKOLOSKEE TO ENGLEWOOD.

FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA…INCLUDING POSSIBLE
INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS…PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED
BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE.

AT 11 AM EDT…1500Z…THE CENTER OF TROPICAL STORM RITA WAS LOCATED
NEAR LATITUDE 23.0 NORTH… LONGITUDE 75.2 WEST OR ABOUT 195
MILES… 315 KM… SOUTHEAST OF NASSAU AND ABOUT 430 MILES
EAST-SOUTHEAST OF KEY WEST FLORIDA.

RITA IS MOVING TOWARD THE WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 12 MPH… 19 KM/HR…
AND THIS MOTION IS EXPECTED TO CONTINUE DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS.

MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS ARE NEAR 65 MPH…100 KM/HR…WITH HIGHER
GUSTS. SOME STRENGTHENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS…
AND RITA COULD BECOME A CATEGORY ONE HURRICANE TONIGHT.

TROPICAL STORM FORCE WINDS EXTEND OUTWARD UP TO 145 MILES
…230 KM FROM THE CENTER.

ESTIMATED MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE IS 994 MB…29.35 INCHES.

RITA IS EXPECTED TO PRODUCE TOTAL RAINFALL ACCUMULATIONS OF 4 TO 6
INCHES OVER THE SOUTHEASTERN AND CENTRAL BAHAMAS…WITH POSSIBLE
ISOLATED MAXIMUM AMOUNTS OF 8 INCHES. STORM TOTALS OF 6 TO 10
INCHES…WITH ISOLATED MAXIMUM AMOUNTS OF 15 INCHES WILL BE
POSSIBLE IN THE FLORIDA KEYS AND NORTHWESTERN CUBA…WITH 3 TO 5
INCHES POSSIBLE ACROSS THE SOUTHERN FLORIDA PENINSULA.

STORM SURGE FLOODING OF 6 TO 9 FEET ABOVE NORMAL TIDE LEVELS…ALONG
WITH LARGE AND DANGEROUS BATTERING WAVES…ARE POSSIBLE IN THE
FLORIDA KEYS IN AREAS OF ONSHORE FLOW. COASTAL STORM SURGE
FLOODING OF 3 TO 5 FEET ARE POSSIBLE ALONG THE EXTREME SOUTHEASTERN
FLORIDA COAST…AND IN THE NORTHWESTERN BAHAMAS.

REPEATING THE 11 AM EDT POSITION…23.0 N… 75.2 W. MOVEMENT
TOWARD…WEST-NORTHWEST NEAR 12 MPH. MAXIMUM SUSTAINED
WINDS… 65 MPH. MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE… 994 MB.

AN INTERMEDIATE ADVISORY WILL BE ISSUED BY THE NATIONAL HURRICANE
CENTER AT 2 PM EDT FOLLOWED BY THE NEXT COMPLETE ADVISORY AT 5 PM
EDT.

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3 thoughts on “Rita, you bitch.”

  1. Los Cubanos de Miami preparandose para el huracan que viene

    1) La factura del supermercado en el Sedano’s en preparacion para el huracan:

    Arroz Blanco
    Tasajo
    Bacalao
    Papas
    Galletas
    Pan Cubano
    Latas de frijoles negros
    Latas de frijoles colorados
    Latas de salchichas
    Latas de sardinas
    Caja de Budweiser o cerveza la Llave
    Hielo para enfriar la cerveza
    Puerco entero
    Guayaba
    Queso Crema (para las timbitas)
    Carbon para asar el puerco
    Cubos (para guardar agua) ademas de la ba?adera y todas las cazuelas de la casa
    Cloro (para desinfectar todo, despues del huracan)

    2) Comprar en la ferreteria:

    Maderas para poner en las ventanas
    Ladrillos de concreto para asar el puerco
    Linternas para alumbrar el puerco
    Baterias para el radio

    3) Temas de que se habla en la casa cubana durante el huracan:

    Los huracanes en los Estados Unidos son una mierda. Los buenos de verdad eran aquellos en Cuba…………
    Del huracan que arraso por Camaguey en el 73 y el de Matanzas en el 76
    Los tres huracanes que pase en el Mosquito cuando el Mariel.
    Mira que Guillermo Benitez (comentarista del noticiero) no se pone viejo.
    En Cuba uno no preparaba nada para el huracan y no le pasaba nada a nadie.
    Los americanos comen tanta mierda con las evacuaciones.
    Yo no me voy para los “chelters” con toda esa gente.
    A mi me tienen que sacar de la casa esposado.
    Yo no dejo la casa para nada, que me lleve el huracan.
    Ya el huracan paso por la Habana?
    Me llam? Felito y dice que por alla no paso nada, metieron a las vacas en la casa y la pasaron bien
    Mira las ojeras que tiene ya Manny Diaz, ese muchacho si que trabaja, y es cubano.
    Jugamos domino?
    Co?o, que calor!

  2. leo en el pais:
    M?s de un mill?n de personas abarrotan las autopistas de salida de las ciudades de Houston y Galveston (Texas) en respuesta a las evacuaciones, obligatorias y voluntarias, decretadas por las autoridades ante el avance de Rita hacia la costa tejana.
    Y claro me pregunto hasta donde puede llegar la falta de previsi?n del gobierno Bush.

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