I get home from work just now and find a small package on my doorstep. I pick it up and it feels like a tshirt or something.
Imagine my surprise when I open the thing up and inside is a Miami Dolphin fan’s ultimate gift:
A Dan Marino no. 13 Authentic throwback jersey.
Damn thing brought tears to my eyes.
Problem is, I dont know who to thank. The shipping label had no information on it.
So, whoever it was, you completely and totally RAWK.
Oh CRAP! I told them to send you the Ricky Williams #34 throwback jersey!
Customer service just isn’t what it used to be!
did you ask the Mrs?
You positive you didn’t buy it?
The hard part was beating the crap out of Marino so they could get it off of him…
If it included a little baggy that has what looks like oregano in it, it’s from Ricky.
Hey, give me a jersey of a player that actually won a Super Bowl. Griese, Kiick, Morris, Csonka, Warfield, Buonticonti, etc. I know Marino was a great player and his career shouldn’t be defined by whether he won a title or not, but…..forget it, I’m just jonesing for a Dolphins Super Bowl again. Sorry.
Who is Dan Marino?
A jersey from a player who actually won a Super Bowl? Hmm . . . let’s see. Aikman, Smith, Irvin, Novacek, Staubach, Dorsett — take your pick.
How about Elway?
How about Elvis?
If you dont know who send it, don’t keep it, give it to your cheerleader…..hehehehe. What about a tracking #?
was it wanstache?
I knew it was him the one that send it to you, when i read it yesterday I told Maggie, I am jelous I dont have one, but you deserve it, enjoy it. Go Dolphins!!!
Parting gift from Ricky.