The Slogan Generator

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The Miami Herald is finally reporting on the Cuban media and government’s (redundant, yes, I know) efforts to raise the profile of raul castro, readying, obviously, the Cuban population for the eventual and dare I say right around the corner succession.

You know what this means, dont you? This means the Cuban government is gonna have to come up with a whole bunch of new slogans to accompany the new head of the revolutionary government.

I thought we could help them out a bit, a lo Americano.

Behold the Slogan Generator.

Here are a few new slogans, via the Slogan Generator, for the Cuban government’s consideration:

– Go On, Get Your Raul Castro Out.

– A Day Without Raul Castro is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

– Two Hours of Raul Castro in Just Two Calories.

– Grab Life by the Raul Castro.

– Silly Rabbit, Raul Castro is for Kids.

– Spreads Straight from the Raul Castro.

– Is It Live, Or Is It Raul Castro?

– Snap! Crackle! Raul Castro!

Just keep rerfreshing for more. Slogan Generator via The Corner.

16 thoughts on “The Slogan Generator”

  2. What about this, for all those nostalgic lefties:
    “You Too Can Have A Fidel Like Mine.”

  3. “You’ll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Raul Castro”

    “There’s Only One Raul Castro” (thank God!)

    “Spreads Straight from the Raul Castro”

    “Gives A Meal Raul Castro-Appeal”

    “You’re Never Alone with a Raul Castro”

    OK, enough, I need to get back to Uncommon Sense because “If You Want To Get Ahead, Get An Uncommon Sense”

  4. Marc, I’m not even touching your Uncommon Sense slogan…..

    In Spanish there was this for Panasonic, which has now been adjusted:

    Raul Castro, anticipando el futuro.

  5. Here is on for Raul in spanish.

    Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,
    Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,
    Raullllllllllllllllllllllllllll,
    Aiiiiiiiiiiiii, Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Siiiiiiiiiiiiii.

    Sorry I could`nt resist.

  6. “I’m gonna wash that Raul Castro right out of my hair.”

    “Is it Raul Castro? Or is it Memorex?”

    “It’s not delivery, it’s Raul Castro”

  7. And in the meantime while in Cuba they get the slogans ready, in Venezuela the rumors continue: Apparently Hugo Chavez travelled “urgently” to Cuba this past Wednesday at 3:30 PM with several high Cuban officials who are working in various Ministeries in Caracas. Reportedly, as of last night, they are still in the island.

  8. well, let’s go Fedex:

    Raul Castro, when it absolutely positively has to be there overnight.

    or

    Raul Castro, the world on time.

    Raul Castro, it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’

    hahahhahaha

  10. How about this one…

    Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound; look at the sky! it’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Raul Castro.

  14. Here are some catchy slogans for

    Ms. Dictator in waiting:

    The Revolution continues with Raul…..Entrance in rear.

    The revolution will now have to change the color schemes.

    The revolution we will have a gay ole time!

    Soldiers of the revolution watch your back, literally!!!!!!!!!

    he-she woman haters revolutionary club.

    no matter the preference the revolution will stick it to you somehow!

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