El Machete has put to words something we have all thought of: what will hell be like for fidel castro. He’s broken it down to a weekly routine.
My personal favorite is Fridays:
After a night of “rest,” he starts his morning with a chore: every toilet in the first 2 rings of hell must be thoroughly cleaned – using only his beard.
After his chore is completed, he’s gathered up with Hitler and Pol Pot in a spectacular deathmatch for Satan’s entertainment. Their only weapons are dull spoons laced with the stinging cells of jellyfish. They must pummel each other until only one is left standing. The losers must die a thousand horrific deaths based on their worst fears and is made to feel the suffering they caused while alive. The winner only dies 999 deaths.
My only question is, will it be on Pay Per View?