Miguel has tipped me to this gem here and suggested a caption contest:
His starter caption, below the fold.
“I used to have so much fun with it when it was attached to him”
30 thoughts on “Got it up – Caption this!”
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…an island on the net without a bearded dictator
“¿Tú a mi lo que tocas son los cojones?”
(His own words)
I will stay away from the screamingly obvious captions that im sure many will embellish this picture with, but it’s clear to me that Chavez’s PR staff took the weekend off during this photoshoot. What an &#^@%!
What a disgusting picture, the mummy with the monkey.
Darsi Ferrer has NOT disappeared:
http://bitacoracubana.com/desdecuba/portada2.php?id=2711
He was victim of hostigamiento (harassment), but has not disappeared.
toma huguito………besamelo.
“A gift to you, Hugo, my sweet, little morenita!”
Hugo Chavez poses for tourist pictures with Madame Tussaud’s newest exhibit.
imagine what raul would do with this
“Hey, Panita! I brought you a new Orinoco basin suppository for your stomach ailment. It’s made with real Venezuelan fossilized crude. Here … lemme help you with it!”
I guess now we know how he got the “intestinal bleeding” that required surgery!
“This little monkey says he feels my pain. Well, wait until I stick this up his ass!”
“I have always loved you.” (Guess the movie reference.)
This is your gift. I better NOT see raul with it !!
Oyemeeeee!!! Mira que la cirugia plastica cubana hace maravillas!!
Hugo here you go. It got stuck in my intestinal tract after I bit it off!! I already apologized last week for biting it off, but it’s actually your fault, as you didn’t tell me that you were coming. While you’re here my doctor may be able to reattach it for you but you better not do the same shit to Raul when I’m gone!!!
Te recuerda de el bicho que usaron en esa pelicula gusano, The Lost City. Bueno no pude consiguir eso pero te traigo algo parecio.. La pinga de un Caballo momificao. Este regalo es pa’ que jamas olvidas las noches maravillosas que compartimos tu y yo…te amo mi amor(gay kiss)
*El Bicho is the cane used by Capitan Candela in the Lost City; it’s a dried, extended rhinoceros penis.
no wonder my ass is bleeding, they found this shoved inside..
Hey, George: “Blues Brothers”! The scene when the Pinto is falling through the air after driving off the causeway. Nice … one of my favorite movies all time!!
You guessed it! As they are chasing the Blues Brothers the one Skokie Nazi looks at his Fuhrer as they are sailing towards a certain death after going over an unfinished overpass and says, “I haved always loved you.” A classic scene and my favorite as well.
castro to chavez: Maaaaaaaaaaariconson!
Here’s the audio.
Hugo, toma este obsequio de mi parte. Es una miniatura de supositorio, representativa de lo que el pueblo cubano ha tenido que aguantarse durante casi 48 años.
Did anyone see the video of Fidel speaking with Chavez and Raul? WOW!!!! Me coji el culo con la puerta.
I hope you brought some lubricant too.
“Suyo? En sus sueños, querido.”
El Comandante le pasa su “comepinga award” a Hugo Chavez
OK, sure, Hugo. But how will I power it? My only available plug has my rice cooker hooked to it.
Chico, nunca pensé que esto me perforaría el instentino.
fc: “amigo, this is what they extracted from my intestine. it’s jimmy carter’s.”
hc: “how do you know, your highness?”
fc: “it has no balls.”
Say hello to my little friend!
?Fidel, esta caliente?