Just in Time for Halloween: A Ghost Story

Via The Real Cuba, we hear of the harrowing tale of Cuba’s nightstalking undead, as told by the scariest of storytellers hugo chavez:

“He is walking around already and goes out at night to tour the countryside, towns and cities. I’m soon going to go see you, Fidel,” Chavez said during a speech to cacao producers in Venezuela Friday.

I’m told even the crickets hide when they see the undead, cadaveresque nightstalker heading their way…

4 thoughts on “Just in Time for Halloween: A Ghost Story”

  1. Night of the living dead dictators starring Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Josef Stalin, Vladimir Lenin, Pol Pot, Kim Il-Sung. With Special Guest Star President for lIfe, Field Marshal General Idi Amin Dada as Hump the Wonder Camel. And introducing fidel castro, as himself.

  2. That’s gotta mean he’s dead. It would be interesting if castro’s death is announced on Halloween, a perfect day for him because he’s a ghoul. But I suspect the regime will announce it on all saints day, trying to make the beast look like a saint. its just like them. One thing that is particularly curious to me is that last year, chavez was screaming and yelling about halloween being a western custom. well, this year he’s changed his tune and seems to have gotten into the spirit. Now that castro is a real ghoul, let’s hope chavez is his first victim.

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