Must credit Babalu for this brilliant and absolutely intrepid work of Citizen Journalism….
BREAKING NEWS: Havana, Cuba
Monday, November 13, 2006; 2:30 pm.
While news media sources around the world speculate as to the health and fate of Cuban leader fidel castro, word on the street is that no one knows what the hell is going on. But, sources who wish to remain anonymously anonymous in their anonimity, tell us that should the 80 year old dictator still be alive and able to return to power, his rejuvination and rehabiliation will have been a direct result of the Miami Mafia extremist right wing community’s lobbying efforts and support for the US trade embargo and sanctions. Thus, all of the dictator’s crimes against humanity will, in fact, also be ipso facto the fault of the same community mentioned above.
Phone calls to fidel castro’s bedside night table were not returned. Cuban-American community spokeperson Pepe Pinguo, via telephone, had this to say in response to the accusations mentioned above:
“Alabaooo. Mira que ustedes hablan mierda, caballeros. Vayanse ya to’os pa’l carajo, no ven que estoy mirando la novela, cojones?”
We’ll have more details on this breaking news story as they come in.