El Pais, via CNN, is reporting more details regarding yesterday’s “breaking news” on fidel castro’s health. This report’s a doozy:
According to unnamed medical sources that El Pais said are familiar with Castro’s case, Castro decided against undergoing an ileostomy — in which an artificial anus is opened to the abdomen — when he had problems with diverticulitis in July.
I guess old fidel prefered to be an single assholed asshole, as opposed to being a dual asshole asshole.
Update: The first two comments in this post are interesting. First, from PLP:
I thought they did that operation already Val?cacacastro has always talked shit(por la boca).Doesn’t that mean he has two assholes?
I stand corrected, PLP. The last line of this post should read:
I guess old fidel prefered to be an oral/anal combo dual assholed asshole, as opposed to being an oral/anal/anal triple asshole asshole.
And from daniel:
according to radio habana cuba, via shortwave, that story is a plant by cia operatives.. everything is fine, remain calm..
All is fine, nothing to see here. Move along now…