” ‘LO QUE TIENE ES UN PROBLEMA “CASTRO-INTESTINAL.’ ES UNA ENFERMEDAD MUY COMUN AQUI EN CUBA Y QUE PROVIENE DE TRAGARSE TODA LA MIERDA QUE NOS HA ESTADO EMPUJANDO TODOS ESTOS AÑOS.”
” ‘ What he has is a ‘castro-intestinal’ disorder. It’s a very common condition here in Cuba caused by all the shit we’ve had to swallow that he’s shoved at us all these years.”
(H/T wifey)
Conversation overheard among Castro’s personal psysicians:
Doctor #1: Yes, it is a case of castro-intestinal disorder on a scale never seen before. The shit which the Maximum Patient produces, Cuba’s chief export for the last 48 years, has no outlet anymore and is now accumulating in him. No ordinary man could assimilate such vast quantities of it and live; but Castro has managed it for 6 months; not even an atomic-size Colon Cleanz can help him now. This gusher is going to blow at any time. We just better be out of here soon before the shit hits the fan and everything else within a 10-kilometer radius.
Doctor #2: Is there no hope?
Doctor #3: Only if we can run fast.
*Slow Clap* Brilliant.